Real Health Diagnostics

Retreats

Where the data goes offline.

Our retreats are the premium crossover of health and performance — multi-day experiences where your programming isn't generic. It's built from your own functional testing, then carried into movement, nutrition, rest, and the systems that sustain a high-performing life.

Upcoming

Reserve your place.

Small cohorts, real attention, and a plan grounded in your data. Apply or join the waitlist.

  • October 15, 2026

    The Reset: A Testing-Informed Wellness Retreat

    Coastal Wellness Estate, Tofino

    Four days on the Pacific coast where your programming is built from your own functional test results — movement, nutrition, and rest, calibrated to your data.

    From $3,890Apply / waitlist →
  • November 12, 2026

    Optimize: Founders' Health & Performance Retreat

    Mountain Lodge, Canmore

    A focused retreat for founders and operators who treat their health like the asset it is — data first, then the systems to sustain high performance.

    From $4,250Apply / waitlist →

Grounded, not generic

Still anchored to the testing.

A retreat is an experience, not a treatment program. Ours just happen to start with data.

Tested before you arrive

We review functional testing in advance so your days are calibrated to your results, not a template.

Calibrated programming

Movement, nutrition, and rest are shaped around what your gut, hormone, and mineral data show.

A plan to take home

You leave with a written, testing-informed plan to continue — and to share with your provider.

Retreats are wellness and education experiences grounded in functional testing — not medical treatment. We encourage you to involve your primary healthcare provider in decisions about your care.

Not sure which fits?

Tell us what you're after.

Whether it's a reset or a performance edge, we'll point you to the right retreat — or let you know when the next one opens.

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